you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
How naked do you want me to be?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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