Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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