You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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