I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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