yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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