I like to think it a success when the cops are called
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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