if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Holy shit dude........stairs
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