And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Is Oprah even human
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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