Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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