Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
the raccoons are back...
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