And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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