Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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