I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
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