your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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