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he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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