I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
