yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Randomize
