No stitches, just platelets and will power
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
You pole danced in your parka.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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