i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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