I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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