How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I forget how to act sober
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
