Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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