first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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