Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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