Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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