Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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