well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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