i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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