I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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