I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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