He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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