So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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