Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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