i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
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We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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