saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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