By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
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