you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Randomize
