Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Randomize
