reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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