i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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