So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
He is an equal opportunity slut.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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