They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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