there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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