Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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