Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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