I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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