i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
We're too hungover to prance.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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