Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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