I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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