No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
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