He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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