Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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