He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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