just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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