i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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