If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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