There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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